"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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