I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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