When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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