covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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