you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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