Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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