Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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