Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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