Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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