My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Two words: nipple clamps
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