Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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