You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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