I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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