I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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