that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
In America we eat man semen.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
