She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
