im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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