You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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