I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Randomize
