did you get engaged???
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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