They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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