D3 body, D1 cock
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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