So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Ketchup is God's man juice
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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