what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Randomize
