Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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