there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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