I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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