I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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