Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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