her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
The beer is more important than you right now.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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