If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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