from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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