That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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