I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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