so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I would fuck him just for his dog
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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