Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
In other news, I just burned my penis
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Randomize
