Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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