you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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