i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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