I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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