Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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