brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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