this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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