We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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