sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
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