Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Help. Why am I so naked?
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