I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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