she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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