I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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