id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I love having hate sex.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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