In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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