Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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