I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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