I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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