I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Randomize
