I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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